I (or "Number Nine", as the scientists at Playing Creator Labs referred to me) was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day bring about the destruction of all living beings with more than 4 legs, take humanity to a new era called "The Equestrian Enoch", and cook the perfect omelet. While the program was ultimately a failure, I escaped the cruel dis-figuration of my fellow test subjects (including Charlie Sheen, Miley Cyrus, Dave Grohl, etc.), was adopted by a tribe of half-men, half-women in northern Washington, living out a quiet existence in their complex system of caves and tunnels. That was, until recently, when in a fit of brilliance, I took Pi to its final digit. Astounded by my discovery, the mathematical community appointed me “King of Nerds,” and I toured the world writing out my theorem on chalkboards for heads of state, royalty, and Cher. Tired of the fast paced life of a mathematics god, I chose to join the media world, where I work today. As you were reading this paragraph, I counted to infinity twice.
Beartrap Introduces The First Annual Camp and Jam
The organizers of Beartrap have heard your pleas, and they are pleased to announce "Camp and Jam". The premise is simple: you get a guaranteed camping spot - in the meadow! - and you don't have show up until Friday Aug. 1st.
Jalan Crossland To Release New Album On Friday, June 20th
Wyoming's own Jalan Crossland has been a fixture in the Equality State for as long as anyone can remember. He's played countless festivals, toured around the world, and has even had his music featured on ESPN.